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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Church Marquees

  • A candle loses none of its light by lighting another candle.

  • A child's love is the purest thing in the universe.

  • A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.

  • A community or nation can be no stronger than its mothers.

  • A dam holds water back.  It's not my last name.  (God)

  • A family altar can alter a family.

  • A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

  • A smile is a powerful weapon... you can break ice with it.

  • A worm is the only thing that can't stumble.

  • All I have to offer him is all he wants from me... my heart.

  • Are you wrinkled with burden?  Come on into Church for a faith lift!

  • As a man grows wiser, he talks less and says more.

  • Be Fishers of Men.  You catch 'em...  He'll clean 'em!

  • Be kind to your enemies... you made them.

  • Be reasonable and don't expect youngsters to listen to your advice and ignore your example.

  • Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!

  • Blessed is the heart that hangs its hope on God.

  • Bring up a child in church... and they won't be in court.

  • Burying your talent is a grave mistake.

  • Can't sleep?  Try counting your blessings.

  • Cast all your anxiety upon him... for he cares.

  • Children aren’t only deductible, they're taxing.

  • Christ is our steering wheel, not our spare tire.

  • C H _ _ C H    Means nothing unless UR in it !

  • C H _ _ C H    What is missing???  U R!!!

  • Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

  • Come early for a good Back-Seat!!

  • Come in and pray today!

  • Beat the Christmas rush!

  • Come near to God and he will come near to you.

  • "C'mon over and bring the kids.”  (God)

  • Delay is preferable to error.

  • Don't confuse what can't be done with what hasn't been done.

  • Don't give up...!!  Moses was once a basket case!

  • Don't let the littleness of others bring out the littleness in you.

  • Don't let the sun keep you from the son.

  • Don't like church?  What will you do in heaven?

  • Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

  • Don't put your salvation in layaway.  (For the Christmas season)

  • Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence.

  • Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church!

  • Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church!

  • Download your worries...  get online with God.

  • Eternity:  Smoking or Non-Smoking??

  • Exercise daily.  Walk with the Lord!!

  • Every time you speak, your mind is on display.

  • Every time you turn green with envy, you are ripe for trouble.

  • Faith can move mountains, but don't be surprised if God hands you a shovel!

  • Faith is the bird who sings while it is still dark.

  • Faith makes things possible... not easy.

  • Faith takes the word "impossible" out of our vocabulary.

  • Fear knocked.  Faith answered.

  • For God so loved the world that he did not send a committee.

  • Forbidden fruits create many jams.

  • Forget yourself for others, and others will not forget you.

  • Free trip to Heaven...  Details inside!

  • Gentle words turn away wrath.

  • Give God what's right, not what's left!

  • Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.

  • Give your troubles to me...  I'm up all night anyway!  (God)

  • GOD = God On Demand

  • God answers...knee-mail.

  • God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

  • God doesn't want shares of your life.  He wants controlling interest.

  • God grades on the cross, not the curve.

  • God is an EOC (equal opportunity creator)

  • God is for you....  Jesus is with you... the Holy Spirit is in you.

  • God is like ALLSTATE...You’re in good hands with HIM.

  • God is like Bayer Aspirin...HE works miracles.

  • God is like a Coke...HE’s the real thing.

  • God is like DELTA Airlines...He’s ready when you are.

  • God is like DIAL soap....  Aren't you glad you have HIM.  Don't you wish everybody did?

  • God is like a Ford...HE’s got a better idea.

  • God is like General Electric...HE brings good things to life.

  • God is like Hallmark Cards...HE cares enough to send his very best!

  • God is like Life cereal...Try HIM, you'll like HIM.

  • God is like Scotch Tape....You can't see HIM...but you know HE's there.

  • God is like Sears....HE has everything.

  • God is like Tide....HE gets the stains out that others leave behind.

  • God is like VO-5 hairspray.... HE holds through all kinds of weather.

  • God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts " !

  • God loves you whether you like it or not !

  • God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

  • God sees us as we can be, but loves us as we are.

  • God promises grace, to each one of us, strength if we falter, peace if we trust.

  • God's Favorite Department: Lost & Found

  • Gone to prepare a place for you.  Be back soon... (Jesus)  

  • Gone to visit Father. Be back soon. (Jesus)

  • Happy Father's Day !  Especially you, God ! (saying for "Father's Day)

  • "Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test." (God)

  • Having truth decay ? Brush up on your Bible !

  • He who angers you, controls you !

  • He who gives when he is asked has waited too long.

  • He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

  • He who kneels before God can stand before anyone !

  • He who serves two masters has to lie to one.

  • Help the needy....and God will help you.

  • HOME IMPROVEMENT CENTER

  • How will you spend eternity ? Smoking or Non-Smoking ?

  • I am the Christian...Satan warned you about !!

  • I broke a rule...I prayed in school.  (real menace to society)

  • "I love you... I love you... I love you... !!" (God)

  • I pray....get used to it !!!

  • "I saw that." (God)

  • If God brings you to it.... He will bring you through it.

  • If God is your co-pilot.... swap seats !

  • If it all ended today.... would you need fire insurance?

  • If you are going to worry....don't pray !  If you are going to pray....don't worry !

  • If you're headed in the wrong direction, God does allow U-turns !

  • In the dark, follow the Son.

  • In the sentence of life the Devil may be a comma, but DO NOT let him be the PERIOD !

  • Irony is man's inability to understand God's sense of humor.

  • Is God your CEO ?

  • It is wiser to choose what you say than to say what you choose.

  • It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees.

  • It's not a shame having just one talent.... the shame is not using it.

  • Jesus... God's gift of love.

  • Jesus is the turning point.

  • "Keep using my name in vain and I'll make the rush hour longer.”  (God)

  • Kind words are music to a broken heart.

  • Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back !

  • Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.    

  • Learn from yesterday.... live for today.... hope for tomorrow.

  • "Let's meet at my house Sunday, before the game." (God)

  • Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What's yours?

  • Life is fragile. Handle with prayer.

  • Lift your eyes of faith and see the One who came to set us free.

  • Live for the man who died for you.

  • Live right today...so the Preacher... won't have to lie at your funeral.

  • Lord...we trust in you.

  • Love is measured by sacrifice; Jesus gave His all.

  • "Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.”  (God)

  • Man creates the distance... Jesus builds the bridge.

  • Man's way leads to a hopeless end ! God's way leads to an endless hope !

  • May is God's apology for February.

  • Money is a good servant but a terrible Master.

  • Most entanglements are caused by vocal cords.

  • Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.

  • Mothers are handicapped.... they have but two hands.

  • Mothers write on the hearts of children what the world's rough hands cannot erase.

  • Need Directions ?? (God)

  • Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive !

  • No coupons needed.... we have savings every day!

  • No gift is a substitute for yourself.

  • No God...No peace. Know God...Know peace.

  • No one was there.

  • For all you do, His blood's for you !

  • No person really lives until he learns to love.

  • Nobody bruises as easily but heals as quickly as a child.

  • Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it !

  • Only God is in a position to look down on people.

  • Our job is not to see through one another; but, to see one another through.

  • People are like tea bags... you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.

  • " Pray " is a four letter word that you can say anywhere (except in a public school).

  • Prayer:  Don't give God instructions.... just report for duty !

  • Prayer will give you a CALM - PLEX.

  • Praying is hard...living without it is harder.

  • Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary.

  • Profanity is the use of strong words by weak people.

  • Psalms Read Here (spin-off on “Palm” Reading)

  • Read the Bible.... It will scare the Hell out of you !

  • Real love is helping someone who can never return the favor.

  • Searching for a new look?  Have your faith lifted here!

  • Seniors can whine, recline or shine !

  • Sign broken...Message inside !

  • Smile...God loves you !

  • Some days you're a bug and some days you're a windshield.

  • Some people know how to say nothing, but few know when.

  • Spur one another on towards love and good deeds.

  • Staring up to admire your own halo will give you a pain in the neck.

  • Take time to hear God's voice... to see His work... to feel his love.

  • That ‘Love thy neighbor’ thing, I meant it”! (God)

  • The bible is the only book where the author is always present whenever it is read.

  • The devil's trick....is no treat ! (seen on a sign during Halloween season)

  • The fruit of the spirit is love.

  • Therefore encourage one another and hold each other up.

  • The greatest of all faults is to imagine that you have none.

  • The next time Satan tries to remind you of your past, remind him...of his future.

  • The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

  • The ten commandments are not multiple choice.

  • The trouble with happiness is that it can't buy money.

  • The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday.

  • The will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

  • The words we say will teach if we practice what we preach.

  • This church is " Prayer Conditioned " !!

  • To be almost saved is to be totally lost.

  • To belittle is to be little.

  • Triumph is just "umph" added to "try.”

  • True love is willing to help people even if it hurts them.

  • Trust me... I have everything under control. (God)

  • Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.

  • Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place !

  • WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning !

  • Watch your step carefully. Everyone else does !

  • We can always live on less when we have more to live for.

  • We don't change the message. The message changes us.

  • We may not be DQ... but we have great Sundays!

  • "We need to talk." (God)

  • We set the sail. God makes the wind.

  • We should be more concerned with Rock of Ages, instead of age of rocks.

  • We're too blessed to be depressed.

  • What part of ... "Thou Shalt Not"... didn't you understand? (God)

  • Whatever God asks you to lift... he gives you the grace to carry.

  • When God ordains, He sustains.

  • When in doubt.... pray.

  • When it comes to doing things for others, some people stop at nothing.

  • When you help others to grow, you grow yourself.

  • Where we go and what we do advertises who we are.

  • Whisper prayers to HIM...HE is ALWAYS listening.

  • "Will the road you are on get you to my house?"  

  • Wisdom has two parts: 1 ) Having a lot to say.  2 )  Not saying it.

  • With God's grace, you can do everything.

  • Worry is the darkroom in which " negatives " are developed.

  • Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.

  • You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving.

  • You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage them.

  • You cannot spell sin or pride without "I" being in the middle.

  • YOU GO GOD !!!

  • You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard this notice.

  • "You think it's hot here?" (God)

  • You're not a failure... unless you don't get up when you fall.

  • 1 Cross + 3 Nails = 4 Given

  • Many thanks to Terry Hale who documented many of these Church Marquees as he has traveled across the country.  Thanks also to Frank Acosta.

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